January 30, 2010


i just saw lovey's blog had this fantastic entry,
and i thought i'd recopy part of it here. 

we did get snow this morning
i say this morning
because we stayed out until 2 am
and it was freezing
but there was no snow yet! 

i shoveled more than 6 inches at 11 am
and by noon,
nobody could tell,
theres more than 6 inches on top of it already! 

i came back inside,
and h made me some fantastic french toast
from challah bread.
no lies.
h is a great french toaster,
but this was THE best!

and i did try going to the store yesterday afternoon
for pizza, chips, salsa, and cookie dough.
and it was PACKED! 

so without further ado, 
here is how we richmonder's do:

1. someone says snow is coming to central virginia
2. we richmonders start paying attention
3. someone says it's coming to richmond
4. we richmonders really start paying attention
5. someone brandishes the word "accumulation"

done. finished. over. we who call richmond home all-out lose our minds.
in the case of snow, it happens like this:

Tuesday morning: The word "accumulation" is used.

Tuesday afternoon: Accumulation confirmed. All weekend plans put on stand-by or out-right canceled.

Tuesday evening: First trip to supermarket for bread, milk, wine, beer and cookie dough.

Wednesday morning / afternoon: Calls around town for sleds begin (for the record, Richmond.com is one step ahead. No one has them; Pleasant's is expecting a shipment on Friday).

Wednesday evening: Local news does a story about the run on supermarkets for bread and milk. Second trip to supermarket for extra bread and milk, plus frozen pizzas and non-perishables, because you never know.

Thursday morning / afternoon: Spend workday obsessively checking the forecast. More calls for sleds. Search online for sleds, but decide against them because you can't believe how much sleds actually cost.

Thursday evening: Meet friends out for drinks or dinner because you never know when you'll get out again. Realize you forgot to buy bagels. How could you forget bagels? Third trip to supermarket.

Friday morning: Alternate staring out window for snow and consulting forecast for exact snow start time. Cancel the rest of weekend plans.

Friday afternoon: Weather.com reports that it is snowing in your area. Run to window. Spend at least one hour yelling at weather.com because it is clearly not snowing. Ask boss about company inclement weather policy. Complain about said policy. Wait an hour; ask boss if company is closing early.

Friday evening: Fourth trip to supermarket on the way home for last-minute necessities, like chocolate and fancy hot cocoa. Alternate staring out window and watching local news for exact snow start time. Watch the Closings scroll to see if your work is closed on Monday, because you never know.

Friday night: Snow finally begins. Call/text all of your friends and family to see if it's snowing in their area and to make sure they're OK in the storm. Update Facebook status to reflect snowfall in case you missed anyone. Order pizza so you don't have to break into rations too soon.

Saturday morning: Marvel at snowfall. Fling pets / children into the snow so they can marvel and so you have pictures for your Facebook page.

Saturday afternoon: Drive or trudge to nearest hill and attempt to sled on a cookie sheet/shower curtain/trashcan lid/pool float.

Saturday evening: Meet friends for out for drinks or dinner to celebrate snow.

Sunday: Eat leftover pizza and stare out window, watching snow melt. Obsessively watch Closings list. Feel happy when the county you once lived in announces closing and then sad because you never became a teacher and now you have to go out, clean off the car and then go to work tomorrow. Plus you've got all that bread and milk to eat.

enjoy the snow! 
or your weekend, wherever you are,
and be safe ( :

1 comment:

Michelle said...

Ha ha ha! Describes Virginia Beach, too!!! We're pretty much shut down here. Wonder if they'll cancel school on Monday?!