convo.

sd: you in the office this week?

me: i may be in tomorrow though, why?

sd: I'm writing a book, and I have writers block

me: what?
sd: oh yeah, I meant to ask if it's okay to write a book about you

sd: I'll give you 18%

me: james wants to know if there will be a section on how to cook rabbit.
sd: tell him no, but the vilan in the book is a chicken

sd: who makes his stronghold in a walmart sporting goods section

sd: sorry, I just smoked some crazy shit some guy was selling by the subway in Redhook

and thought I'd write a book

me: oh yea? whatever you do, don't rub the pcbs on the rental car, they don't like that.

sd: that's also a lie

sd: i was just curious if you were going to be in the office tomorrow

sd: i may be there and I could use someones time to waste

me: what does gop stand for?
sd: grand ol' party

sd: although I've never been to a good one

sd: jk, Pittsburgh is probably 80% Republican

sd: not the rich kind, the racist, homophobic evil-doer hater kind
me: okay. gotta go. bye.